The worlds worst advisor

Image from LOTR
His previous assignment screwing this poor old man.

It is difficult to evaluate advice you receive and it doesn’t help when your professional counsellor is a compulsive liar.

Mr experienced expert
I found my man! An old business guru, expert in the retail market and he wasn’t nearly as popular as Miss Cutie Pie. So I easily booked our first meetings. Everything went smooth, only the lack of useful advice bothered me a little.

Experienced bullshit
Taking advice is all about trusting people and this silver back liar seemed very trustworthy. The big firm he was working for lowered my guard as he claimed I would instantly get sufficient economical funding if I just presented a retailer order for my drill bit holder.

U-turn
When I finally got the retail order and asked for the necessary funding he made a complete U-turn. Denying everything previously said and tried to
disparage me. I was so stunned I forgot to punch him in the face.

Ouch!
Ouch!

Economic disaster
Now everything was hanging by a thread. I had pressured the retailer quite hard to place this order and now I couldn’t deliver. Desperately me and my wife went to several banks trying get a loan without success.

You fix this!
The last resort was to contact the organisation and presented the tight spot this idiot had put me in. The lady I spoke to didn’t even ask, she knew who the fuck up was and helped me get the loan I needed. Now I was a little delayed, but back on track!

Return of the Idiot
A year later I received a call from this compulsive liar. He was cheerfully purchasing my invention Gearfix
in a store and wanted to congratulate my success. Obviously he hadn’t grasped that I hated his guts. Don’t worry, he will never call again.

This is the living story of my venture to design & produce a completely new product for the consumer market. Hopefully it will inspire you to take a leap and do the same. Right now i´m in the middle of my mission and will mix recent events with an abundance of retrospective posting. My goal is that you will find it interesting, entertaining and invigorating.
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