Taggad: retailer

Zombieland

Zombie illustration
Bad timing and Zombie holocausts often set you back beyond square zero.

Now everything seemed to be going great. The drill bit holders first order was soon to be delivered and I had several other retailers on the sales hook when bad timing struck again.

Mobile labourers
I was confidently working my way into the hearts of several purchasers at different DIY-retailers*. Things were looking bright when suddenly, half of them changed workplace. Especially the ones I had the best relations with.
(Further on my best customer also got infected.)

Bad timing
This was extremely bad since their successors needed at least six months to familiarize themselves with their new tasks and re-build the relations with their VIP suppliers. In some cases there were no successor for quite some time and everything faded out in oblivion. This was worse than just going back to square zero.

Grinding halt
In hindsight I should have switched focus and started selling to a wider range of smaller stores. But I was blinded by my first successful sale and the possibilities of making big business with other large retailers. This lead me further down the path of rampant stupidity and other problems.

* DIY= Do It Yourself shops.

The price is right. Right?

Donkey ass
I was an Ass at this!

A big issue for me was to figure out how much I could charge the retailers for my drill bit holder. In lack of good advice I begun a trial and error strategy that failed miserably!

I know nothing
The production cost was easy to get grips on. My manufacturer was very clear on what he needed to deliver the gadget. On the other hand I was clueless what the retailers margins were. I heard that some jewellers had an average profit over 1.000% and the local grocery store maby had about 50%.

My buddy’s advice
Earlier a Big shot buddy was nice enough to gave me some free advice and helped me out with some business strategy. Among many things, he suggested to focus on how much profit I needed and we came up with 25% to keep any sneaky bastards away.

My advisor’s advice
I also had a professional business counsellor who skilfully avoided answering this pricey question. It later turned out he was a complete bastard.

A wheel of un-fortune.
Spin the wheel or take my advice?

Excel* calculations
Starting from around me having 25% profit and the retailer around 300% I typed in many different scenarios. If I sold over 100 000 units it would just cover my expenses. Was that good or bad? It took over a year before I found someone that told me my calculations were fucked up.

Overpriced
I had no money, hardly any income and needed a painful loan to start the production. So the first order had to cover most of the expenses and I set the price stupendously high. This made the retailer only a tiny profit but they were really kind to accept. Since this ”very high” price for my drill bit holder worked for them I should have been able to stop myself from going on a crazy rampage later on.

*Actually I use Open Office.