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Facing the loss

Why didn't I win?
Why didn’t I win?

I actually thought I was winning but realized just before the jurys announcement that I already lost. Welcome to my second TV-attempt.

Preperations
I was all set on doing a great TV-performance because it’s more fun that way. So I needed something to get me as much screen-time as possible. If there were any celebritys there I had to make sure they would stop by my marketplace. This was an example of missing the mark. Here the mark was to impress the jury, no one else was important.

What I should have done
On top of missing the mark my head was stuck up my ass until one week before recording date (it was recorded 6 months in advance). I wasn’t bothered by not knowing how the competition was organized. I think the TV-crew didn’t really know either.

Note to self– Make sure to get as much info about a competition to maximize success.

Anyhow, I could have done a much better job convincing the jury members just by preparing a little better.

More about this in the next post…

Tease me! Please me!

I got a few visitors to stick their heads through my contraption.
I got a few visitors to stick their heads through my contraption.

I really wanted to stick out in this TV-show. I hope I cought your attention too.

(See Ullared – Jakten på storsäljaren on Kanal 5 this tuesday 28th of april 20:00)

Full throttle
This time I wasn’t so strung up as the last TV-show. And I had a pretty good idea of how to get my 15 minutes of fame again. So I painted a huge wooden sign for people to stick their face through. My wife didn’t approve.

What the hell is this?!”
Are the exact words (translated from Swedish) that the TV-host first said to me. I knew they couldnt ignore my huge sign and I got the exact reaction I wanted. This is a show for fun loving people and I hit it spot on, I hope.