Nosegoblins keep me awake

Stimrys collection of nosegobblins.
Stimpys collection of enchanted nosegoblins. (Youtube clip).

Why on earth would you want to know this?

Safety first
If you become a successful inventor you must attend lots of business meetings and travel the world. A dangerous problem is to fall asleep while driving. I’m a clever guy and have a great tip for all you sleepy guys and gals out there.

The inventors nostril.
Yes, this is a safe-driving innovators nostril.

Hairy pickings
Nose picking when driving a car is great fun and a bit of a treasure hunt, you can find amazing things in there. To beef up the game, start plucking your nose hairs. It might generate a tear in the eye but most certainly will keep you awake on your journey.

Bonus feature
When safely arriving to your destination you will look fantastic having removed that horrible nose hair.

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