Facing the loss

Why didn't I win?
Why didn’t I win?

I actually thought I was winning but realized just before the jurys announcement that I already lost. Welcome to my second TV-attempt.

Preperations
I was all set on doing a great TV-performance because it’s more fun that way. So I needed something to get me as much screen-time as possible. If there were any celebritys there I had to make sure they would stop by my marketplace. This was an example of missing the mark. Here the mark was to impress the jury, no one else was important.

What I should have done
On top of missing the mark my head was stuck up my ass until one week before recording date (it was recorded 6 months in advance). I wasn’t bothered by not knowing how the competition was organized. I think the TV-crew didn’t really know either.

Note to self– Make sure to get as much info about a competition to maximize success.

Anyhow, I could have done a much better job convincing the jury members just by preparing a little better.

More about this in the next post…

The Ullared TV-competition explained

This is "my" TV-show.
The hunt for the next best seller – ”my” TV-show.

If you havent seen this particular TV-show Ullared – Jakten på storsäljaren – it might be helpful to read this.

Huge department store
The largest department store in Sweden has its own TV-show. They simply film people and employees walking around in the store and make fun of it. There has even been a few spinoffs, especially one with an empoyee couple traveling the world (Check it out here).

Spinoff-competition
The show I’m in is simply a way to make TV of people that want to get their product into the store. There were about 30 products for each episode and one from each episode make it in to the store. A jury of two purchasers walk around behind the scenes and ask questions about price, lead time and other boring stuff off screen.

Simply the best
One product from each episode makes it in to the store. Its a big store and they sell tons of products.

There is lots more!

Don’t get confused, this is from the other TV-innovation-show. But I have prepared over 50 posts from this previous TV-experience . There were lots of secresy around that and there still is. But now it’s time to publish bits of what happened then.backstab

Secret stuff
Since I havent managed to get my triangular hot dog out on the market yet there are still many things I can’t/won’t publish. But I assure you there are lots of juicy backstage storys and backstabbing characters you don’t want to miss. I’ll try to dig up a few posts that arent too secret after this more recent TV-thing is over.

Crank up the volume!
Please enjoy my old TV-pitch below (Sorry for the poor sound quality).

Tease me! Please me!

I got a few visitors to stick their heads through my contraption.
I got a few visitors to stick their heads through my contraption.

I really wanted to stick out in this TV-show. I hope I cought your attention too.

(See Ullared – Jakten på storsäljaren on Kanal 5 this tuesday 28th of april 20:00)

Full throttle
This time I wasn’t so strung up as the last TV-show. And I had a pretty good idea of how to get my 15 minutes of fame again. So I painted a huge wooden sign for people to stick their face through. My wife didn’t approve.

What the hell is this?!”
Are the exact words (translated from Swedish) that the TV-host first said to me. I knew they couldnt ignore my huge sign and I got the exact reaction I wanted. This is a show for fun loving people and I hit it spot on, I hope.

 

 

Oh my!

Mr Takei approves!
Mr Takei approves!

Holy crap! It was quite some time I wrote a post. Dont wörry, there is a lot of stuff going on. This tuesday my apperance in a new Swedish TV-show is on.

A hole lotta shaking going on
Even though I’m not a daily blogger you will surely find my earlier posts interesting. Especially if youre in to inventions and innovations.

There will be more frequent post in the near future 🙂